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kd Lang: Perhaps
the most undeserving member of this list, kd lang is a very accomplished
musician. So why did she make our list? We at the Annex almost always
pick on icons and individuals with causes. k.d. lang inspires lesbians
worldwide. With songs like "Johnny Get Angry," we thought it
would be fitting to make her into an aggressor. |
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Joni Mitchell: Now it gets a little easier. With lyrics like "an angry man is just an angry man / but an angry woman… bitch! (Lead Balloon)" Joni needs some anger management lessons. In the same song, she hails " "Kiss my ass!" I said and I threw my drink / It came a-trickling down his business suit / Must be the Irish blood." Joni, seriously calm down. | |
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Diana
Krall: Yep, we notice that look on your faces. Diana Krall? She definitely
is an angry Canadian woman. The problem with Diana Krall is that she refuses
to smile. No, we do not have an affinity for dentition at the Annex, but
we recommend that pretty women do smile. And even when she does, there
is this sinister glow in her face. |
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Avril
Lavigne: Sadly, MTV, MTV2, Muchmusic and other music stations are slowly
breeding teens into naked aggressors. Take this teenaged girl from Napanee,
Ontario as an example. In her bio on her official website,
she describes herself as "a skater-punk, a dynamic spirit, a true
wild child." What the @#% is that? Avril, chill out, whatcha yelling
for? |
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Alanis
Morrisette: Shouldda seen this coming.... Alanis takes the cake for
the angriest Canadian woman in music. Perhaps the only thing we have on
Alanis is "You Outta Know," but that is flipping more than enough.
If you haven't seen the video, think: Alanis, desert, guitar, and a bucket
full of bitter rage. |
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